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Brain of J-Hawk (he/him)'s avatar

Out to spite to your kid, my toddler will never watch or receive any toys related to Caillou. Fuck that kid's mom.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Yeah. Fuck her. 🤣

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

After a 5 week family “vacation,” could not relate more to the kids are like dildos analogy.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

HAAAA

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Christopher Manson's avatar

Turning pain into humor is a gift. You are gifted.

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Gabriel Baker's avatar

OMG that was great you have me laughing! I've been raising 2 teenage daughters I didn't create for the last 10 years and I've wanted to say half that as did my ex, lol great Ginger as always you never disappoint with your sarcastic humor that I can completely relate to!!

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Lol! Thank you! Kids are so great, aren’t they? 🤣

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Gabriel Baker's avatar

Love them to death even though they're not technically mine lol

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Gabriel Baker's avatar

Oh yeah the beach damn comedy and wishful thinking about a future vacation and my state has some of the best ones lol

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Houdini Trooper's avatar

Ginger, I really enjoy your writing. I am 72 now and we raised up three sons. Only remember one bad time with the boys. Our oldest was 17 and we found out that he had pulled out most of his saving to give to his girlfriends parents to help buy her a car. I was talking to him and reminded him how hard he had worked and saved that money. He jumped up and balled up his fists. I had never layed a hand on our boys other then spanking. I remember our middle son running and screaming mom, mom daddy is going to kill Spoon (his nic name) which he gotten later when he was in the service. I looked at him and his fists and told him let's take it outside. Then I told him I helped bring you into this world and I sure can take you out. He dropped his fists and that was the end of that. I was glad he did as I had found out the older you get the longer it takes to heal up.

Later on he got married and he had a daughter and my wife said many times "Now I know why God never gave us any daughters". I just laughed and laughed!

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

🤣🤣 great story!!

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Bulldog Mac's avatar

Ginger, not sure how your family will handle knowing that you are a MILF. Nothing wrong with that. Women just naturally become alluringly sexy as they get older and when you see that 20 year old looking at you with a tent pole in their pants, you know what they are thinking. Just own it with pride, and think to yourself "fuck yes, this girl still has it, squeeze your boobs, rub your ass". Oh Yeah!!! some video ideas: MILF's Gone Wild, MILF's Town, Revenge of the MILF, I could give you 20 more titles if needed. ❤😁

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D Watts's avatar

I think all kids came from the same asshole factory. Good stuff. ❤️

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Jess Hope Creates's avatar

That’s too funny. I always think about what my students say and I’m just like- yup you can’t make this up!

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Marc's avatar

Ginger, funny and creative. My mother was very busty. She reminded me often that when I was young, I asked what that shelf on her body was for.

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Lou Hudson's avatar

I have a shelf, too, although it’s a little farther down the torso. I call it “Gutzilla”.

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William McF's avatar

The best one for me wasn’t the ‘insult’ from a smart mouthed teenaged girl at the mall, it was my response to her.

Now I don’t recall what bought it on but she said, “You fuckin suck.”

I told her that I knew I did and explained in further detail: I fuck little girls (not really of course) and I suck pu**y!

Needless to say, her reaction was of total shock!

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Brandon Ellrich's avatar

Okay, I had no idea who Andr3wsky was. When he's wearing those glasses? 🤤

Now my TikTok scrolling time has just doubled.

Thanks a-fucking-lot.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

LOL is he not sooo fuckin hot though?! 😍😍😍😍

Oh and when he reads comments written to him? SO good😆😆

Also you’re welcome 😉

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Bríanne's avatar

Don’t have kids, but I’m an elementary music teacher… got new glasses and was told “no offence, but you look kinda like a nerd”🤓 bruh, I’m a public school music teacher… yeah, I’m a nerd. Kthx

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

😆😆😆😆

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Patrick Eades's avatar

My son recently told me I was his hero. I've finally made it, I thought. The next day I was no longer his hero. Grandma gave him cake, so the title was hers.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Little brat 🤣🤣

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Peter Nayland Kust's avatar

Well there was the time one of my ex wife's boys objected to being on the receiving end of a dose of correction and, lacking any good smart-ass comebacks, tried telling me I was not cool.

Mind you, I have a degree in accounting and was fully into my second career as a Voice and Data Network Engineer.

So without missing a beat I simply replied "boy, that's the first right thing you've said all week!"

The deflation of adolescent attitude was positively epic.

And by the following week he latched on to the phrase "but Peter's not cool" as his stock response to just about anything.

Kids. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em. Go figure.

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Clint Baer's avatar

My Granddaughter: “you’re not as funny as you think you are!” When she was 14. Me, the most amusing Grandfather there was, ever!

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VinylJunkieChris's avatar

42 and you're almost dead?

FFS.

Then I'm most certainly posting from the grave, cause I enter that 55 club next month.

Seems about right if you ask my heathens. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙄🙄

I love 'em, but kids can be straight up dicks.

That, and what Brain of J-Hawk said.

Fuck Caillou's mom.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Yeah you’re actually in the grave with just a finger out according to my daughter 😆

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VinylJunkieChris's avatar

Damn kids.

#dicksitellya

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