Glamping? No. Camping? No. Why you wanna sleep on the ground? Next thing, you gonna wanna have sex on the ground. I already done that before. No. Sofa? Maybe.
Thanks for this. My most satisfying vacations were taken alone. I did enough camping in the Army; I don't recall ANYBODY enjoying it. I went surfing once years ago - still tasting the goddamn saltwater.
For me Bucket List will always be a shitty Rob Reiner movie.
Have camped in the rough many times. Something about leaving responsibility behind enthralled me. Best time was one week in a tent in the Bahamas.
No desire for ice hotels.
No desire for free falling or skiing…at my age I’d prolly break a hip.
Friendcation not on my radar.
M/M/F once in high school (her idea) & it was more of a “My turn then his turn” thing…neither of us swing both ways or had the desire to even see each other’s junk.
Did date twins in college for awhile. Only way I could tell them apart was that one would sometimes wear an earring at the top of her one ear. Had to make sure I never said names in the heat of things so that I didn’t give away that I didn’t know which was which. Nowdays I’m lucky to have at least one who seems to be somewhat attracted to me but having two at once may leave me waiting far too long.
Keep up the great work, always look forward to these!
GC - great list. Corollary to 1 is hang gliding. Did it with my then 82 year old Mom. She loved it. Corollary to 2 ("Devil's Threesome") is sucking a dick. Did it involuntarily at 11. Might be a thing with divorced dudes over 60. Hard pass. Because what if I like it? Fuck that. And don't you dare EVER stop posting this stuff. Highlight of my day. Like Spacey jacking off in the shower in American Beauty.
Well done! These are all largely terrible. Number 9 is fine but it's different with guys. Generally far less drama. But otherwise endorse the anti-ness of this list.
Do you have a legit non-anti list? For me it's generally things I know I'd enjoy and make for good stories. I like baseball and Big Ten football, so I'm trying to see at least one game in every Big Ten and MLB stadium. I have far-flung places it'd be neat to see before I'm dead. And then there's the ultimate: I want to live to see Halley's comet come back. That's in 2061. I'll be 82. If I succeed in that, everything else is gravy.
As for M/F/F, I refer to a funny bit by comedian Robert Schimmel where he mentions it but then says, "Yeah, so I can disappoint two women at the same time."
"Stay in an ice hotel. First of all, what the fuck is an ice hotel? This sounds awful. That’s really all I can think of to say about it."
Ice hotels are what happens when white people steal Inuit (Northern Canadian Indigenous) culture (they call them "igloos") and try to profit off of it.
Skydiving was fun because it was a bit of a unique experience. There are some places that will let you experience some of it. They have a fan that creates a current and if done right you can float in the air or even do acrobatics.
For me skydiving was about doing something different, plus I liked being up in the sky in airplanes anyway.
MMF, believe it or not that for me was about exploring some bi things. Probably would do it again too if the situation felt right. As for a woman's perspective, I can only tell you what I've read about. Some seem to get off on the power and control of being the center of attention. Some seem to just want to have that full feeling in every way possible.
If it's not something your interested in or would feel comfortable with, then you certainly don't have to do it. If the thought of being pampered and being the center of attention sounds nice, try to find the right partners that would give you that. These are just my thoughts, I really don't have much experience to back it up. Just thought I'd share what I could.
Totally agree with all but no. 2; but has to be king size bed, extra guy has to be bi and us both on viagra (it’s a psychosexual thing/performance anxiety), it works for us. Cross-eyed blackout inducing orgasmz!
Love your unapologetic take! Sometimes the best adventures are the cozy, chocolate-covered kind. Definitely got me thinking about those unorthodox thrills. Ever thought about weaving these vibes into something a little steamier? I bet there’s a goldmine there.
1. No Fucking Way! Why the fuck would I wanna jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
2. In my case, FMF! The few times I did it, I definitely enjoyed it! Guessing the weight of one with my tongue while the other would slurp on my “straw”!! If the opportunity arises, I’ll do it again!!
3 & 4. Never! Not in this lifetime!
5. Have done it…Never again. Breathing. Tube filled with water, I nearly choked.
6. I have played. Never developed a real strategy for the game though.
7. Nope, Never in this lifetime, No Fucking Way!
8. Nope. Now if there is a new (or old) martial arts film going to be shown, tell me when and where and I’ll be there!!
9. Only did this a few times when I was much younger. We always made sure to set up next to (or fairly close to a group of women.
Will never do it again!!
10. Never! My partner and I Camp im a tent! Enuf said.
Every so often I try to play chess cause I think it'll 'make me smarter' but fail miserably.
Mainly, I can't keep track of the moves each peice does but more importantly, I hate sacrificing pawns.
In their real lives they're just poor peasant farmers trying to grow some wheat, make some bread, feed their families, and not die of bubonic plague, but got pressed into military service over some bullshit aristocratic squabble.
Who am I to throw them under the hooves of some flanking calvary knight; or straight up locked up in a castle; or subjected to torture and death by a bishop; or worst of all, get decapped by a queen from out of nowhere? And, all for a king so fat he can't move more than one square at a time.
Glamping? No. Camping? No. Why you wanna sleep on the ground? Next thing, you gonna wanna have sex on the ground. I already done that before. No. Sofa? Maybe.
Thanks for this. My most satisfying vacations were taken alone. I did enough camping in the Army; I don't recall ANYBODY enjoying it. I went surfing once years ago - still tasting the goddamn saltwater.
For me Bucket List will always be a shitty Rob Reiner movie.
Nos 1 and 5 yes. Awesome. Would recommend and definitely do both again🔥
2, nearly but didn’t, many moons ago. Long story.
All the rest, no.
But
4, that would be amazing, I’d love that.
Good read…again!
Have camped in the rough many times. Something about leaving responsibility behind enthralled me. Best time was one week in a tent in the Bahamas.
No desire for ice hotels.
No desire for free falling or skiing…at my age I’d prolly break a hip.
Friendcation not on my radar.
M/M/F once in high school (her idea) & it was more of a “My turn then his turn” thing…neither of us swing both ways or had the desire to even see each other’s junk.
Did date twins in college for awhile. Only way I could tell them apart was that one would sometimes wear an earring at the top of her one ear. Had to make sure I never said names in the heat of things so that I didn’t give away that I didn’t know which was which. Nowdays I’m lucky to have at least one who seems to be somewhat attracted to me but having two at once may leave me waiting far too long.
Keep up the great work, always look forward to these!
Dating twins is WILD
Wild is an understatement!
Just a thought,but couldn't you tell them apart by the one only having one ear?😁
🤣 Good point!
GC - great list. Corollary to 1 is hang gliding. Did it with my then 82 year old Mom. She loved it. Corollary to 2 ("Devil's Threesome") is sucking a dick. Did it involuntarily at 11. Might be a thing with divorced dudes over 60. Hard pass. Because what if I like it? Fuck that. And don't you dare EVER stop posting this stuff. Highlight of my day. Like Spacey jacking off in the shower in American Beauty.
Well done! These are all largely terrible. Number 9 is fine but it's different with guys. Generally far less drama. But otherwise endorse the anti-ness of this list.
Do you have a legit non-anti list? For me it's generally things I know I'd enjoy and make for good stories. I like baseball and Big Ten football, so I'm trying to see at least one game in every Big Ten and MLB stadium. I have far-flung places it'd be neat to see before I'm dead. And then there's the ultimate: I want to live to see Halley's comet come back. That's in 2061. I'll be 82. If I succeed in that, everything else is gravy.
As for M/F/F, I refer to a funny bit by comedian Robert Schimmel where he mentions it but then says, "Yeah, so I can disappoint two women at the same time."
"Did you come?"
"No."
"How about you?"
"No."
"Ah. Well, one out of three ain't bad."
Sounds great in theory, though. Maybe someday...
Going to at least one fave in every MLB stadium is one of mine!
Also, traveling to Greece ❤️
"Stay in an ice hotel. First of all, what the fuck is an ice hotel? This sounds awful. That’s really all I can think of to say about it."
Ice hotels are what happens when white people steal Inuit (Northern Canadian Indigenous) culture (they call them "igloos") and try to profit off of it.
I DID sky dive for a photo shoot and all I can say is: I WILL NEVER, EVER, NEVEREVER AGAIN JUMP OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE!
😆
Skydiving was fun because it was a bit of a unique experience. There are some places that will let you experience some of it. They have a fan that creates a current and if done right you can float in the air or even do acrobatics.
For me skydiving was about doing something different, plus I liked being up in the sky in airplanes anyway.
MMF, believe it or not that for me was about exploring some bi things. Probably would do it again too if the situation felt right. As for a woman's perspective, I can only tell you what I've read about. Some seem to get off on the power and control of being the center of attention. Some seem to just want to have that full feeling in every way possible.
If it's not something your interested in or would feel comfortable with, then you certainly don't have to do it. If the thought of being pampered and being the center of attention sounds nice, try to find the right partners that would give you that. These are just my thoughts, I really don't have much experience to back it up. Just thought I'd share what I could.
Good points here, friend!
Totally agree with all but no. 2; but has to be king size bed, extra guy has to be bi and us both on viagra (it’s a psychosexual thing/performance anxiety), it works for us. Cross-eyed blackout inducing orgasmz!
Love your unapologetic take! Sometimes the best adventures are the cozy, chocolate-covered kind. Definitely got me thinking about those unorthodox thrills. Ever thought about weaving these vibes into something a little steamier? I bet there’s a goldmine there.
Oh I have! Dig a little deeper 😉
This is the first time I am hearing of an "Ice Hotel." I refuse to look it up, because I want to have the same imagination as you on this, Ginger.
It's so funny because I have an "Anti-Bucket List" in my drafts right now!
I agree with most of your list (I already know how to play chess, unfortunately).
Hello GC! Here’s my responses to your list…
1. No Fucking Way! Why the fuck would I wanna jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
2. In my case, FMF! The few times I did it, I definitely enjoyed it! Guessing the weight of one with my tongue while the other would slurp on my “straw”!! If the opportunity arises, I’ll do it again!!
3 & 4. Never! Not in this lifetime!
5. Have done it…Never again. Breathing. Tube filled with water, I nearly choked.
6. I have played. Never developed a real strategy for the game though.
7. Nope, Never in this lifetime, No Fucking Way!
8. Nope. Now if there is a new (or old) martial arts film going to be shown, tell me when and where and I’ll be there!!
9. Only did this a few times when I was much younger. We always made sure to set up next to (or fairly close to a group of women.
Will never do it again!!
10. Never! My partner and I Camp im a tent! Enuf said.
Every so often I try to play chess cause I think it'll 'make me smarter' but fail miserably.
Mainly, I can't keep track of the moves each peice does but more importantly, I hate sacrificing pawns.
In their real lives they're just poor peasant farmers trying to grow some wheat, make some bread, feed their families, and not die of bubonic plague, but got pressed into military service over some bullshit aristocratic squabble.
Who am I to throw them under the hooves of some flanking calvary knight; or straight up locked up in a castle; or subjected to torture and death by a bishop; or worst of all, get decapped by a queen from out of nowhere? And, all for a king so fat he can't move more than one square at a time.
Ruthless game, hate it.
😆
I've been snorkeling. It was cool. Did it on a trip to Belize when we stayed on the largest key there.
As far as the rest go, I'm with you.
Great stuff, G.