In high school, I worked at K-Mart as a stockboy. If you heard "Code Zero to xxx Department" on the all-call store PA, you were likely in for the same. Shit.
Yes. Rather than taking their baby to the bathroom to wipe down and change, they'd just leave the usually-still-opened shitty diaper in the aisle. Usually face down. Can't make this ... shit ... up. Justification for dipping into the communal stockboy weed stash, normally hidden out behind the bags of fertilizer in the garden shop.
I'm with ya on not throwing away the food, though. Alcohol as mouthwash/antiseptic prior to fining (and after) highly recommended.
We've got a sick cat dropping shit gifts for us in the dining area of our home. It's kinda like your WalMart. Sriracha kills the shit molecules that wafted into the food. Good luck. 🤣🤮
Apparently we eats lots of tiny poo particles from all the toilets that are flushed with the lids up. Gets on our toothbrushes and everything. Talk about a shit eating grin.
Can’t say I’ve ever experienced any Walmart visit this bad! Holy shit!!
BTW GC, I read the story just a couple hours after getting over a mild case of the shits!! I just pray to the man upstairs I don’t have a reoccurrence!!
“No, we do. I feel sick. I feel like the poop stank wafted into all of my food, and I’m gonna taste it.”
I fucking lost it here. 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I was so nauseous thinking about this for half the day 🤣
Yeah, she had me at that line.
Who farted
😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂
Are you sure those were muddy jeans the old man was wearing?
Your shopping choices will prepare for the apocalypse. Only cockroaches and Wal-Mart patrons will inhabit the earth.
Ginger, we all hate Walmart. Since we don’t have any hometown stores anymore, it’s pretty much the only place to shop.
I have a locally owned store, in my town of less than 500 people, cities and suburban areas suck.
In high school, I worked at K-Mart as a stockboy. If you heard "Code Zero to xxx Department" on the all-call store PA, you were likely in for the same. Shit.
No way?
Yes. Rather than taking their baby to the bathroom to wipe down and change, they'd just leave the usually-still-opened shitty diaper in the aisle. Usually face down. Can't make this ... shit ... up. Justification for dipping into the communal stockboy weed stash, normally hidden out behind the bags of fertilizer in the garden shop.
I'm with ya on not throwing away the food, though. Alcohol as mouthwash/antiseptic prior to fining (and after) highly recommended.
Sounds like one of the Walmarts here in St. Louis too 😁
Enjoy the shit flavored $30 eggs?
We've got a sick cat dropping shit gifts for us in the dining area of our home. It's kinda like your WalMart. Sriracha kills the shit molecules that wafted into the food. Good luck. 🤣🤮
Thanks I Hate Your Walmart
“That ain’t chocolate, that’s doo-doo baby”
Hilarious.
😳😵💫…that ain’t right!!!
No kidding!!
Apparently we eats lots of tiny poo particles from all the toilets that are flushed with the lids up. Gets on our toothbrushes and everything. Talk about a shit eating grin.
This is the rudest thing you’ve ever said to me 😭
😁💩😋
Sick. Did you know there's an app for people walking around SF with locations of human feces? Sounds like Walmart needs this app.
Nooooooooo
Can’t say I’ve ever experienced any Walmart visit this bad! Holy shit!!
BTW GC, I read the story just a couple hours after getting over a mild case of the shits!! I just pray to the man upstairs I don’t have a reoccurrence!!
LOL, so sorry friend! Hope you feel better