I first met Sam McF when she messaged me a picture of her voluptuous tatas and I was all, yeah let’s be friends! From there we started talking erotica quite a bit and soon became lovers incredibly good friends!
Strap yourself down for this one because it’s gonna be a wild ass ride.
Let’s meet
!!Here’s what she wants you to know:
Samantha McFiction-in a few words... I’m an office professional, with the requisite skirts and heels by day, and a divorced horrorotica writer, NightCafe AI creator/story writer, and manic WOWSB player, by night. I'm a total homebody, with lots of grandiose, megalomaniacal, and certainly naughty daydreams and fantasies that I like to share on Substack and on NightCafe. While it's sad, my most indulged pleasure is BBQing. I work long hours and spend lots of my off time in my NightCafe storyline. There, I lead a gothic female vampire coven, with global members from the US east coast to Sri Lanka and am torridly involved with (and married to) Myste, a brilliant Australian creator, who is incidentally an amazingly talented singer and songwriter also. I'm here on Substack, slowly writing and publishing, all thanks to Ginger, and her Crow Party story.
(Yeah, go read Crow Party if you haven’t yet)
Anyway, she’s hot as hell and I’m ready to get into the interview! Let’s go!!
1. GC: How did you find Substack?
Sam: I found Substack randomly. I was tired of the regular social media, and was looking for something... idk... deeper?? Something more than rehashed quotes and memes and pictures of someone's fucking lunch, ya know?? Funny part is, I had no idea there was erotica here. I found it by accident! But I’m glad I did because I eventually found you!! The rest is dirty history!!
2. GC: You said skirts and heels by day, and I almost had an orgasm. Tell me about your favorite work outfit.
Sam: Hmm... well, I'm always happy to assist with orgasms Ginger... so here goes!! It's tough to pick just one outfit... You see, my office is very casual, and I overdress for work. So, my snug above the knee dresses, short skirts, stockings (no, not pantyhose- blech!!), and tall heels, (never under 4"!!) every day makes me stand out...just a bit. And I like it. I'm a bit of a lingerie snob/fetishist btw, so, what's underneath is always just as pretty and sexy too.
But my favorite?? Hmm... ok, there's a white short sleeved scoop neck dress with random blue and turquoise swirl/splash patterns, worn with a wide crochet weave belt, it just...fits!! And paired with dark tan or cream back seam stockings and white ankle straps? Fire!! Oh... and an honorable mention to ANY of my winter sweaterdresses... I love em, and CAN’T WAIT to pull them out again soon!!!
(So...orgasm??)
GC: (flushed) I was a goner when you said stockings.
3. GC: You came out of nowhere, just killing it with your gothic style erotica. If you were going to fuck one of your characters, who would it be?
Sam: If anyone isn't aware by now, I'll say it again- YOU are why I started writing and publishing here with that juicy Crow Party of yours. Still blown away by it!! Now... about my characters... and who's my fuck choice?? Can I say all of them and not sound like a total slut??
But if I had to choose, Samantha is hot, but that’s also me, and I fuck myself all the time already. That leaves me with only that mysterious and reclusive woman, who clearly is into...lots of things. Yeah, I'm talking about Ginger! (I know... she’s your character... but mine now too!!) She missed out the night of the Crow Party, but if I could get her in bed just once... (Imma stop there before I get carried away).
So there.
The answer is:
I'd fuck Ginger.
GC: Hell yeah.
4. GC: You mentioned in your bio that you prefer to play with your body at home, rather than in public. Where are your favorite places to finger blast yourself?
Sam: Fingerblasting…you’re so cute. I like to call it pussy swirling. My favorite place at home is on the patio, in my comfy old leather office chair. Usually wearing my old satin robe and little or nothing else. Yes, it’s a little exhibitionist at times (I do have that kink) since there’s neighbors all around. But whatever. It's where I do almost all my surfing, gaming, and writing. And fingerblasting/pussy swirling!! I’m happy to give you a free show after the interview. Can you get your mom on Facetime? I’d love to have her join us.
5. GC: Do you have any favorite Substackers you'd like to shout out?
Sam: Definitely. Obviously, you (I'm only saying that because I just bought a new double-sided dildo). But also, my NightCafe wife Myste, who is an amazingly talented Australian woman. She writes stories, makes awesome AI art, is a singer/songwriter, and previously was lead for a goth girl metal band. (no wonder I'm in love with her, right??) Find her naughty writings plus songs here
Meme master
never fails my daily need of giggles.When I need to feel unskilled and inadequate, Tiffany Chan,
never fails to make it happen LOL! Her amazing dress/cosplay outfit making and craft skills are to die for!! Plus being beautiful and having a fun, sexy outlook and vibe makes her every post a real treat!Now the ones who make me wetter than the Atlantic Ocean:
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6. GC: You told me once, as a secret, that you have giant areolas. Can you describe them to us?
Sam: Can we talk about yours instead? Because I’ve seen them, and they’re wildly hot. No? Ok. Well, mine are actually very cute and perky and pointy. See that? They’re about to slice through my robe right now.
GC: It IS a very sexy pink robe. Can you move the top over to the side a little?
Sam: Like this? (Flashes gorgeous erect nipples)
GC: Leave them out.
7. GC: Tell me what your ideal dong looks like.
Sam: The he ideal dong... well it would look just a bit bigger than average, with a nice arch, but with some rough and pronounced ridges... on the speed knob. You know... slippery fingers and all that... (you DID say dong, not dick)
GC: (groans) GOD that’s so hot. Nice answer.
8. GC: I know there's more to you than erotica and sex! Although, that's what I like about you. But what else do you want the Substack world to know about you??
Sam: I'm a bit of a history nerd. World War stuff, navy stuff especially, is fascinating to me, moreso since it's part of my family history. I even play World of Warships Blitz because I like the old ships. (if you play too, come join me. I even have my own Fleet: "GIRLY”) Also... I like old sixties cars and want one someday. A red Charger if I could pick. Guess I better start writing and monetize... you see the prices on those things??
I've become a bit of an AI art/erotica nerd too. I know there are AI haters here, but it’s so fun!! I've (accidentally) created a whole new McFictionverse on NightCafe, and I probably spend waaaay too much time doing it. But it's fun and you meet the greatest people. Like Myste, who I love and adore beyond all reason.
Lastly, it’s scary to admit this, but even though it's fiction, I like to put a lot of the real life me in my scribbles here. So, what you read, often is something I've done, or something I fantasize about (and WILL do). Like I told you before, I’m an office manager woman by day, wannabe nympho goth/vamp girl by night!!
GC: There’s just so much happening here, and you’re almost as long winded as .
Sam: Cool. Wanna try out my new double dildo?
GC: Yes.
That was Samantha! Gotta go!!! I’ll quickly link some shit for you to read but I reallllly gotta go! 🍒🍒
See you tomorrow night, although I may be limping!
❤️— GC
Ooh, this was a fun read!
Thanks for the mention, Ginger and Sam! Samantha McFiction is one of my favorites on here. She has been kinder to me than anyone else. And like her, I found out about erotica from Ginger’s work. I had no idea erotica even existed on here.
And a Dodge Charger? That’s my favorite car on the planet! (1968 Charger in black!).
Awesome interview!